A man rushes into the house and yells to his wife, "Pack your bags! I won the lottery!"

"What do I take? Where am I going?"

"I don't care what you take or where you go so long as you're not here when I get back!"
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:-) :-)
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LOL
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:-) :-)
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Haha
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:-) lol
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Good one! :-)
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:-):-)
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