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MajorCaptSilly 09:40 AM 12-05-2012
.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.


MCS
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Zane 10:46 AM 12-05-2012
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.


MCS
I had to google what Vegemite was.....
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Chainsaw13 10:56 AM 12-05-2012
Do I have to answer yes to all of them to qualify? I'm still iffy on the whole gravity thing.
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jledou 11:06 AM 12-05-2012
Do you come from a land down under?
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dijit 11:23 AM 12-05-2012
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.


MCS
Must be midwestern Australia because we all know midwestern USA would be Underwood's deviled ham instead of vegemite.
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icehog3 01:03 PM 12-05-2012
I am not an animal.
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hotreds 01:05 PM 12-05-2012
That's NOT what she said!
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icehog3 01:35 PM 12-05-2012
Originally Posted by hotreds:
That's NOT what she said!
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Aw, shucks.....
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replicant_argent 02:30 PM 12-05-2012
Doubtful. I sense a disturbance in the metaphysical abraction of psuedo-religion.
I'm being repressed.
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Chainsaw13 02:46 PM 12-05-2012
Originally Posted by dijit:
Must be midwestern Australia because we all know midwestern USA would be Underwood's deviled ham instead of vegemite.
Carrie Underwood has her own line of deviled ham? Talk about branching out. I think she's tapped a market even Gene Simmons hasn't.
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pektel 02:50 PM 12-05-2012
I understand the concept of gravy. :-)
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MajorCaptSilly 04:37 PM 12-05-2012
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
Doubtful. I sense a disturbance in the metaphysical abraction of psuedo-religion.
I'm being repressed.
It's not psuedo-religion. It's psuedo-philosophy.


MCS
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replicant_argent 04:39 PM 12-05-2012
Oh, and abraction should be sklee-speak for abstraction.
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dijit 05:05 AM 12-06-2012
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13:
Carrie Underwood has her own line of deviled ham? Talk about branching out. I think she's tapped a market even Gene Simmons hasn't.
Who's this Carrie Underwood guy?
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