A blonde calls up her best friend, a brunette. "I can't put a jigsaw puzzle together, and I've been trying for weeks", she cries. "Could you please come over and help me before I go crazy?" "I'll be right over", the brunette says. When she gets to the blonde's house, the blonde takes her over the the dining room table. "It's supposed to be a rooster, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit together. Tell me what to do!" "Well," says the brunette, "you can start by putting the corn flakes back in the box."
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Originally Posted by Ogre:
Oldie but a goody!!!!
Literally, for me. I recently heard it as a "senior citizen" joke.
I ain't a blonde, but I do resemble the latter.
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A brunette woman and a blond woman was in an elevator checking out a dude. When he got off on his floor, the blond said, "Cute!" the brunette replied, "He needs Head and Shoulders." to which the blond, looking confused asked, "How do you give 'shoulders'?"
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