This is directed at Icehog, because its his area of expertise, but hopefully everyone gets a laugh out of it...

My wifes friend comes down for the weekend, to do some shopping etc. This friend is very, very heavy on top, I mean it looks like a dead heat in a zepplin race and she is a thin girl. (pause for mental picture)

She is telling me about whats new, her house, car etc. She proceeds to tell me about her new puppy, a Jack Russell/Pug mix, she says they're referred to as.... wait for it.... almost there.... JUGS!!!!! :-)

I think blew a funny fuse, I have not been able to laugh at anything for the last few days.
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Pics, where are the pics?:-):-) Of the dog of course:-)
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After she finished telling story, I just went up to my room and sat in the corner.

Redwings4lyfe!!:-)
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:-):-):-):-) Did Ann share your sentiments :-)

Flew a funny fuse eh? I dunno, posting a guy with an ass for a face as a lost child on a milk carton and having their parents come to find him who actually do have asses for faces may be funnier :-)
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:-) :-) :-)

oh man... you can't make that stuff up
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Are you saying I am an expert on dogs, Chris? :-) :-)
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Well, at least you didn't do this :-) (NSFW Clickie) :-)
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this thread is worthless without pics.
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holy crap that is hilarious!!! :-)
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Yea, def one of the better SNL skits in some time :-)

maybe, just maybe i'll get a chuckle out of Chris
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I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it on tv...
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That skit is ok, not really my kinda humor.
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I can't link at work, is it the "J___ in my Pants"? If so, that was the best thing on SNL since "D#ck in a Box" and "Lazy Sunday".
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Yep, sure is. Someone needs to help Chris become a little less serious :-)
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