Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.

The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "Okay, I'm ready to hear the evidence...I'll hear the oldest first."

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
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Better the the "Cialis" joke!!!!!
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You just mad because you lost re-erection!:-)
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Thats what happens when you vote for the other guy!!!
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