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Jokes>Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
Steve 07:46 AM 11-05-2012
This guy decides to go ice fishing. He collects his gear, goes out onto the ice, pulls out an auger and starts drilling.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There are no fish there."

So the guy goes to another spot and starts to drill.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There's no fish there, either."

Undaunted, the guy tries a third spot.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "Nope. Not there either."

The guy is getting a little nervous. He looks up and calls out: "Are you God?

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "No. I'm the arena manager."
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Ogre 08:33 AM 11-05-2012
Did you ever get any fish Steve???
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Steve 08:40 AM 11-05-2012
Naw...they weren't bitin' :-)
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Remo 08:54 AM 11-05-2012
Wow, that was bad :-)
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Ogre 09:20 AM 11-05-2012
Originally Posted by Remo:
Wow, that was bad :-)
You expect anything different from STEVE?????:-)
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kelmac07 09:26 AM 11-05-2012
:-) :-)
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Dave128 10:21 AM 11-05-2012
I can picture Tom as the voice from above! :-)
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Ogre 10:43 AM 11-05-2012
Originally Posted by Dave128:
I can picture Tom as the voice from above! :-)
Now that makes the joke funny!!!:-):-)
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cmitch 04:02 PM 11-05-2012
Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?

Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!
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Ogre 04:16 PM 11-05-2012
Originally Posted by cmitch:
Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?

Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!
Mods, change Claytons user name to STEVE JR.:-)
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Steve 10:21 AM 11-06-2012
:-):-)
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Fuzzy 06:34 AM 11-07-2012
Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.

I found the perfect bait!

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Steve 07:59 AM 11-07-2012
Originally Posted by Fuzzy:
Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.

I found the perfect bait!

Image
Awesome!
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Bluetick 11:24 AM 11-07-2012
I was waiting for the voice to say.

Hey buddy! this is a sewer lagoon!!
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