A guy goes into a fancy lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar, but the bouncer tells him he needs a necktie to get in.

The guy doesn't have a necktie handy, so goes out to his car and gets his jumper cables. He ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot, and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the lounge. The bouncer looks him up & down and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

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:-) lol.
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Ouch.
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:-) :-) :-)
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This gets one :-), just because your a friend Steve.
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:-) :-) The jokes not bad either :-)
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You know you liked it Larry :-)
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