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CigarNut 09:52 PM 09-29-2012
Grilled a couple of packages of wings tonight -- 16 wings and they were all right-wings. I noticed this same thing the last time I grilled wings as well...

Just wondering what's happening to all those left-wings?

Are there a bunch of one-winged chickens running around somewhere??

:-)
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PCR 10:00 PM 09-29-2012
Most likely in circles. :-)
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N2 GOLD 10:11 PM 09-29-2012
They were sold to all the left wingers... :-)
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SvilleKid 10:12 PM 09-29-2012
Chickens that are that good, you don't eat all at once! Sorry, just too close to an old punch line to pass up!
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icehog3 01:55 AM 09-30-2012
They are locked out.

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Bikenic 02:18 AM 09-30-2012
Ya know, I never really noticed but if true I'll bet it has something to do with the packing plant or some such. Although I am out here in sunny Southern California. :-)
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Robulous78 03:36 AM 09-30-2012
I'm curious now... I'll have to examine my next bag...
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Ogre 08:13 AM 09-30-2012
You have way to much time on you hands if you noticed that.:-):-)
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Brlesq 09:35 AM 09-30-2012
Maybe the plant packages them separately for shipping to blue states and red states? :-)
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Robulous78 10:44 AM 09-30-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
You have way to much time on you hands if you noticed that.:-):-)
Agreed, But now its going to bother me till I can confirm or deny it myself... LOL
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Justinphilly 12:28 PM 09-30-2012
I can't believe that I'm considering checking my next order of wings.
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glassjapan 07:20 PM 09-30-2012
Originally Posted by icehog3:
They are locked out.

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That....was some funny stuff there Tom!
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Blueface 09:14 PM 09-30-2012
Originally Posted by CigarNut:
Grilled a couple of packages of wings tonight -- 16 wings and they were all right-wings. I noticed this same thing the last time I grilled wings as well...

Just wondering what's happening to all those left-wings?

Are there a bunch of one-winged chickens running around somewhere??

:-)
They have been hanging around Florida Stone Crabs. :-)
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Bikenic 10:42 AM 10-01-2012
LOL! I can see it now, Herfer's everywhere doing a simulated chicken dance trying to figure out if the wings they are eating are either left or right wing. :-)
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pektel 11:06 AM 10-01-2012
At birth, all farmed chickens have their left wings amputated to prevent any daring escape attempts.
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SvilleKid 02:48 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by pektel:
At birth, all farmed chickens have their left wings amputated to prevent any daring escape attempts.
CLOSE to truth! Actually, you just clip the wing feathers of one wing. That makes them unbalanced, and they cannot fly like that. Not really applicable for most chickens, since they are raised totally indoors. But a must for "yard-birds" that are in an open top fence. Quirky info, I know!
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pektel 03:04 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
CLOSE to truth! Actually, you just clip the wing feathers of one wing. That makes them unbalanced, and they cannot fly like that. Not really applicable for most chickens, since they are raised totally indoors. But a must for "yard-birds" that are in an open top fence. Quirky info, I know!
Interesting. I thought I was just making a funny. Glad to know I'm naturally CLOSE to smart. :-)
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