A nice, calm and respectable lady walked into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "What in the world do you want with cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license and they'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. ABSOLUTELY not! You cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband between the legs of the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't TELL me you had a prescription!"
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:-) thanks for sharing.
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I have to use this one...:-)
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HAHAHAHA thats awesome
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Nice.
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:-) nice
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