A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell the sex of the fly?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
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:-) Haha
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That gets 2 :-):-)
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Q.: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A.: Only two. The problem is getting them INTO the lightbulb first.
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:-) enjoyed that one thanks for sharing
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hahahahahahahahahaha :-):-)
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Even the wife would get a chuckle from that one.
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