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kelmac07 06:29 AM 05-10-2012
A professor at the University of Georgia was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.....
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Taki 06:51 AM 05-10-2012
:-) :-)
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cjhalbrooks 07:09 AM 05-10-2012
i love it
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Ogre 08:18 AM 05-10-2012
Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????
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massphatness 09:05 AM 05-10-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????
winner
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CigarSquid 09:30 AM 05-10-2012
Nice way to start Thursday morning.
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saigon68 09:54 AM 05-10-2012
Loved this one. Short & sweet!
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pektel 10:15 AM 05-10-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????
Zing!
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MurphysLaw 10:16 AM 05-10-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????
:-) :-)
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HollywoodQue 11:26 AM 05-10-2012
:-)
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Skywalker 10:49 PM 05-10-2012
:-):-):-)
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BC-Axeman 11:07 PM 05-10-2012
:-)
I am NOT telling this one to my wife.
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