A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair.
"My goodness," he exclaimed, "you are quite old to be driving!"
"Yes," he replied, "I am old enough that I don’t need a license."
"What... NO LICENSE?"
"Nope! The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a driving license. I told him 'yes' and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces, threw them in the wastebasket and said, 'You won’t be needing this anymore.' So I thanked him and left."
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