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Ogre 03:43 PM 03-21-2012
The doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You’re a veterinarian, you sick bastard."
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emopunker2004 03:44 PM 03-21-2012
:-) :-)





















:-)
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Bill86 03:47 PM 03-21-2012
:-)
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Skywalker 06:15 PM 03-21-2012
:-):-):-)
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markem 06:21 PM 03-21-2012
happened to me...
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austin3trio 02:04 AM 03-22-2012
ohhh gross!
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LigaPrivadaT84 08:35 AM 03-22-2012
:-)
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Parshooter 09:20 AM 03-22-2012
But some of those sheep are just asking for it :-)
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kelmac07 12:20 PM 03-22-2012
Ouch!! :-) :-) :-)
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Steve 06:55 AM 04-17-2012
Originally Posted by markem:
happened to me...
:-)
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cmitch 09:48 AM 04-17-2012
My coworker said the worst thing about breeding horses is jumping off the stool and running around to kiss them.
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