Mom walks into the kitchen and sees her daughter with the whole box of
animal crackers spread on the counter top.
Mom: "Why did you pour out the whole box?"
Daughter: "The box says, 'Do not eat if the seal is broken. I'm looking for
the seal."
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I love it!!! I love these type of jokes. For by Brit friends
Where is Felixstowe?
On the end of Filex's foot, mate!
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