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sevans105 12:56 PM 03-03-2012
Originally Posted by Sonic04GT:
Are you sure that text is big enough old man? :-):-)
OHHH....was that nice? No, that was not. I try and do a favor for Fencefixer and I get called old man? I'm hurt...just emotionally wounded with that Sonic. Have I offended you in the past? Have I called you names or kicked your dog? No, I have not. I'm gonna go cry for a bit.






























:-)

Man, I feel old today. Actually fell down the stairs into the basement. Just a couple stairs, but landed hard on the concrete. I'm frikkin' sore all over.
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fencefixer 01:22 PM 03-03-2012
Hope you're not hurt, Scott. It must have been an accident and not punishment from the bishgods as they said your bishlevel is totally maxed out.

But for what it's worth.. my hip is messed up and I even fall UP the stairs sometimes..:-) then lie there for a bit while recovering and just laugh at myself, it never gets old but I guess I am. :-)
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maninblack 01:44 PM 03-03-2012
You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!
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fencefixer 10:45 AM 03-04-2012
Originally Posted by maninblack:
You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!
Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :-):-)
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sevans105 11:33 AM 03-04-2012
Originally Posted by fencefixer:
Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :-):-)


AAAAAAND the serve is returned with a blistering shot down the baseline....
Can the Man in Black stand up to the pressure?

Both you guys are babies. I hit the big 4 - 0 this last year. Stuff is starting to not work right anymore.
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Steve 01:27 PM 03-04-2012
Bunch of dang young'uns!
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irratebass 02:21 PM 03-04-2012
I turn 43 on Friday
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JenksAnejo 02:25 PM 03-04-2012
I turn 23 in two weeks I smell a lot of old balls in here! :-)
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sevans105 03:37 PM 03-04-2012
Originally Posted by JenksAnejo:
I turn 23 in two weeks I smell a lot of old balls in here! :-)
Hey now.....I shower every day.....you shouldn't be smelling anything. Besides, there is a very short list of people that I would let get their face close enough to accomplish that and brother, YOU AIN'T ON THAT LIST.

:-)
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fencefixer 04:13 PM 03-04-2012
There is no list if you're asleep. :-)
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Pseudosacred 06:13 PM 03-04-2012
I'm only 18, I feel like the youngest gun up in this bish (credits to DC)
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maninblack 06:43 PM 03-04-2012
Originally Posted by fencefixer:
Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :-):-)
Virgin? That's not what your old lady said. BAM!:-)
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fencefixer 06:48 PM 03-04-2012
Originally Posted by maninblack:
Virgin? That's not what your old lady said. BAM!:-)
:-):-)
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maninblack 06:51 PM 03-04-2012
Hope that didn't offend ya DC. All in good fun :-)!
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fencefixer 07:02 PM 03-04-2012
Originally Posted by maninblack:
Hope that didn't offend ya DC. All in good fun :-)!
Hell no dude, when I said gangbangin', orgyin', I meant it ... for all ya know ya might have and I don't recall you.. :-):-)

Can't really offend me unless you start talking trash about my kids. :-):-)
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maninblack 07:09 PM 03-04-2012
Will never cross that line. I got 3 boys of my own.
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DaBear 08:15 PM 03-04-2012
Originally Posted by maninblack:
You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!
Lucky. I'm 21 and feel about 54 :-):-):-)
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Ogre 08:38 PM 03-04-2012
Originally Posted by cmitch:
Make sure you hit Larry (ogre) next. I'm sure if you need his address, somebody will snitch him out.:-)
Shut the PIE HOLE BIOTCH!!!! It has been a while since you have been :-).
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fencefixer 08:42 PM 03-04-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
Shut the PIE HOLE BIOTCH!!!! It has been a while since you have been :-).
Bro... easy there.. such anger! I've been told that with the hormones you might be taking you'll grow breasts too.. easy man easy.. :-):-)

DC sends love, :-)! Feel the shock wave of warmth and kindness embrace you while your mind travels to distant peaceful places... and I snatch your wallet from you meanwhile...
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