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Steve 02:09 PM 02-08-2012
Marriage Counseling:

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.


Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'


'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
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Ogre 02:24 PM 02-08-2012
I am disappointed in you Steve, this one was actually funny!!!!!
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G G 03:03 PM 02-08-2012
:-)
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Remo 03:10 PM 02-08-2012
:-) :-)
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MurphysLaw 03:11 PM 02-08-2012
A classic, but still funny
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STEVE S 03:14 PM 02-08-2012
:-)
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kelmac07 05:15 PM 02-08-2012
:-) :-) :-)
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Smokin Gator 06:05 PM 02-08-2012
You are so thoughtful Steve:-)
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Skywalker 03:59 PM 02-10-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
I am disappointed in you Steve, this one was actually funny!!!!!
:-):-):-)
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Taki 05:30 PM 02-10-2012
:-):-) haha
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