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billybarue 10:16 PM 02-05-2012
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

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sevans105 10:25 PM 02-05-2012
Niiiiiiice. Got me with that one! I vote replace.....both of them!
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icehog3 10:26 PM 02-05-2012
Replace the whole bracket, and use the broken one to saw off her head. Drink the blood from her skull, bury her body in the crawlspace, and use her eyes for "Click-Clacks."
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cjhalbrooks 10:26 PM 02-05-2012
Man i didn't catch this was in the joke section i was like holy ****. I now that i know its a joke...... :-)
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coty 10:32 PM 02-05-2012
I was going to type a HUGE message about forgivness and marriage and literally was like poor guy and then read it again and was like D@mnit! Got me, however I am glad to see something like that wasn't happening!
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kelmac07 10:36 PM 02-05-2012
:-) :-) :-)
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replicant_argent 10:38 PM 02-05-2012
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Replace the whole bracket, and use the broken one to saw off her head. Drink the blood from her skull, bury her body in the crawlspace, and use her eyes for "Click-Clacks."
All I ever got was "Squish-Squishes."
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icehog3 10:39 PM 02-05-2012
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
All I ever got was "Squish-Squishes."
You gotta bake them first....I made the squish-squish mistake with the first couple I killed. Then I got it down to a science.
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coty 11:03 PM 02-05-2012
and actually bake them the microwave isn't an option and will smell for weeks!
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icehog3 11:13 PM 02-05-2012
Originally Posted by coty:
and actually bake them the microwave isn't an option and will smell for weeks!
Meh....some of us enjoy the smell of our dead, cheating wives' burning flesh.
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backwoods357 11:14 PM 02-05-2012
The feet bones also make great drawer pulls. :-)
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Zeuceone 01:09 AM 02-06-2012
this one always gets people, havent read this version.
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MrClean 01:31 AM 02-06-2012
I love this one. The first time I read a version of it, I got totally suckered :-)
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irratebass 04:49 AM 02-06-2012
Good god Tommy, you're a sick f**k :-)
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Skywalker 02:14 PM 02-06-2012
Nice!!!:-):-):-)
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LigaPrivadaT84 02:18 PM 02-06-2012
:-)
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Hem 02:26 PM 02-06-2012
Man that got me good. I have got to stop hitting the "Today's Posts" button and just clicking on threads lol
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MurphysLaw 02:57 PM 02-06-2012
:-) :-) :-) an oldie, but a goodie
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