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GolfNut 05:05 PM 01-18-2012
My Wife, Daughter and I went to Applebees last night for dinner, oh around 6pm or so. Last night, there's breaking news on an armed robbery at Applebees around 9pm. Naturally, I waited for more info. Nobody hurt thank goodness.

So today, just received a breaking news alert: Man arrested for robbery at Applebee's:

29yo guy went to police station today with a friend on an unrelated issue.......police recognized him as suspect from the robbery and arrested him......


REALLY?????

Are you kidding me??

I know you've go to be pretty stupid to do it in the first place....but really? Then you waltz into the station with a buddy when the force is out looking for you?

Got less than $500 from the heist, must have been looking for a winter home and figured a cell would work nicely. Sheesh!
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Bill86 05:09 PM 01-18-2012
I guess some people want to get caught :-)

Pretty stupid though. Less than $500, no surprise but what the hell did he think he would get?

Why rob a large(ish) establishment for so little cash?
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Taki 05:14 PM 01-18-2012
:-):-) what an idiot!!! Glad everyone was ok :-)
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GolfNut 05:16 PM 01-18-2012
BAAHAA they just posted his pic online. Yeah, this guy's gonna stand out in a crowd, let alone the police station lobby!
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emopunker2004 05:29 PM 01-18-2012
people rob kangaroo stations and metro pcs around here. i think you pretty much have to pay cash at metro pcs
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T.G 05:43 PM 01-18-2012
Things like this show up on Fark and TSG all the time.
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shark 06:07 PM 01-18-2012
Not to mention some guy named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop...you heard of him recently. I mean really, the guy's gotta be a moron to change his name to something like that...
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Remo 08:01 PM 01-18-2012
It's hard to catch the smart ones, luckily most fall into the dumb category, job security at least :-)
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DPD6030 04:54 AM 01-19-2012
Looks similary to Pee Wee Herman :-)

It's not all surprising what stupid criminals will do. Such as...call 911 to report something and have the police arrive at the location knowning that such caller has a warrant and even the caller knows!!! Then the police get yelled at for taking the caller to jail. Classic and it happens all the time! :-)
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kydsid 08:24 AM 01-19-2012
Wow that guy is as stupid as the guy that tried to rob the butcher shop I worked in during High School with a pocket knife.
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cobra03 11:16 AM 01-19-2012
I have asked many a stupid criminal "At what point did this seem like a good idea to you ?" Have yet to get an answer to that question.
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GolfNut 11:48 AM 01-19-2012
Originally Posted by DPD6030:
Looks similary to Pee Wee Herman :-)
I first thought of "Peanut" LOL
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