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Ogre 06:36 PM 01-12-2012
The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!


Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing
Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!)
Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her
Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is
Number 5: loud pipes
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 3: A threesome? OKay.
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets

And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . .

She has an off switch!!!
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Taki 07:28 PM 01-12-2012
hahahaha :-):-):-):-) Love it brother! :-)
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Ogre 07:52 PM 01-12-2012
There is one more to add.

When she gives you an attitude, you can lock her in the garage!!!
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CigarNut 08:10 PM 01-12-2012
Are you sleeping on the couch these days?

:-)

Originally Posted by Ogre:
The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!


Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing
Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!)
Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her
Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is
Number 5: loud pipes
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 3: A threesome? OKay.
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets

And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . .

She has an off switch!!!

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Ogre 08:37 PM 01-12-2012
Nope, no couch. Leigh has a good sense of humor, she engaged to me after all!!!!
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kelmac07 08:40 PM 01-12-2012
:-) :-) :-)
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LigaPrivadaT84 08:57 PM 01-12-2012
:-)
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chaase321 07:53 AM 01-13-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
Nope, no couch. Leigh has a good sense of humor, she engaged to me after all!!!!
so you must not have a harley then! :-):-)
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Blak Smyth 08:37 AM 01-13-2012
When you ride a Harley it doesn't complain "your doing it wrong"?!?
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Stephen 09:46 AM 01-13-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!


Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets
You're not doing it right, man. :-):-)
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longknocker 09:58 AM 01-13-2012
:-):-)
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