TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead - Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?"
JOHN: In the garden of Eden?
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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:-) :-)
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Man, We keep telling our kids not to get smart with us but we just keep on sending them to school. I thought the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result. :-)
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:-)
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:-):-):-):-)
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Yesterday at the Doctors

Doctor: (to My son): Lay down so I can look at your stomach.
My son: Yay! Everyone loves to have their belly rubbed.

True Story

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Go George and Willie :-) :-)
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