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mase 02:18 PM 01-02-2012
Story about an idiot by the Huffington Post:

$1 Million Bill: Michael Fuller Allegedly Tried To Pass Off A $1 Million Bill At NC Walmart


LEXINGTON, N.C. -- Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?

Police say a North Carolina man insisted his million-dollar note was real when he was buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart.

Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal that 53-year-old Michael Fuller tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items. Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested.

The largest bill in circulation is $100. The government stopped making bills of up to $10,000 in 1969.

Fuller was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument. He is in jail on a $17,500 bond, and it isn't clear if he has an attorney. He is scheduled to be in court Tuesday.
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Ed21201 02:48 PM 01-02-2012
Probably got caught when the cashier couldn't give $999,130 in change!
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pektel 02:53 PM 01-02-2012
17,500 bond? Should be no big deal. Heck, he'll get 982,500 in change back.
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Apoco 03:15 PM 01-02-2012
Originally Posted by pektel:
17,500 bond? Should be no big deal. Heck, he'll get 982,500 in change back.
:-)
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Garbandz 03:29 PM 01-02-2012
Largest U.S. bill was $100,000.00 with Woodrow Wilson on the face...........Last printed in 1945.....
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Gophernut 03:37 PM 01-02-2012
Originally Posted by pektel:
17,500 bond? Should be no big deal. Heck, he'll get 982,500 in change back.
Good point.
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kelmac07 04:41 PM 01-02-2012
In best Hangover voice...re-tard!!!
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mase 05:07 PM 01-02-2012
I keep thinking of Dr. Evil - "One meeeellion dollars"
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BnBTobacco 08:38 PM 01-02-2012
Originally Posted by pektel:
17,500 bond? Should be no big deal. Heck, he'll get 982,500 in change back.
Hahaha! :-)
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LigaPrivadaT84 09:21 PM 01-02-2012
:-)
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Skywalker 09:32 PM 01-02-2012
What president was on the front of the bill?:-)

Lady liberty as it tuns out...

http://z6mag.com/offbeat/a-man-tries...se-164199.html
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Taki 06:43 AM 01-03-2012
Originally Posted by mase:
I keep thinking of Dr. Evil - "One meeeellion dollars"
:-):-):-)
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pektel 09:39 AM 01-03-2012
Originally Posted by mase:
I keep thinking of Dr. Evil - "One meeeellion dollars"
:-)

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