I checked into my hotel last night, and I said to the lady at the desk:

"I hope the p@rn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular p@rn, you sick bastard."
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:-) :-) :-)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA :-) :-) :-)
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Ba-da-bing!

:-):-)
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:-) :-) That's great...
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Lol!
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:-):-)
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Ha!
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I'm stealing this:-)
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LOL That was good :-)
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:-)
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:-) :-) :-)
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