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Ogre 02:18 PM 11-17-2011
Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking ...about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
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Steve 02:51 PM 11-17-2011
:-):-)
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kickerb 02:58 PM 11-17-2011
hahahahahahahaha
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Ogre 03:00 PM 11-17-2011
Age and trickery will win EVERY TIME!!!!
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Steve 03:10 PM 11-17-2011
The FOG's creed!
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deadrise 03:38 PM 11-17-2011
hahahaha thats funny Larry
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Skywalker 03:43 PM 11-17-2011
:-):-):-)

Great plan!!!:-)
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DPD6030 03:46 PM 11-17-2011
Now that is funny! :-)
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HollywoodQue 04:37 PM 11-17-2011
I didn't see that coming....great joke
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Drez 04:57 PM 11-17-2011
:-):-)
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Bax 05:00 PM 11-17-2011
Nice one:-)
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Moose6026 05:32 PM 11-17-2011
That's funny stuff right there
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yourchoice 05:45 PM 11-17-2011
Very good! :-) :-)
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G G 05:55 PM 11-17-2011
I like it.:-)
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CigarSquid 06:16 PM 11-17-2011
Good one. Imma use it.
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kelmac07 07:07 PM 11-17-2011
Classic!! :-) :-) :-)
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LigaPrivadaT84 01:12 AM 11-18-2011
Love it.
:-):-):-):-):-)
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