A wife took her husband to a strip club for his b'day...
At the club
Doorman: Hey Jim! How r u?
Wife: How does he know u?
Jim: We play Golf!
Barman: The usual Jim?
Jim to his wife: He's on the Darts Team!
Lap Dancer: The special again Jim?
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi..
Driver: Hey Jimmy boy..
U picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?!
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