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Col. Kurtz 10:28 AM 10-20-2011

Too good not to pass along...


Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap
in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides
off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya
doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."

(Don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)

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Fordman4ever 10:38 AM 10-20-2011
:-):-):-):-):-)

Thats awesome.
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kelmac07 11:30 AM 10-20-2011
:-)
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sevans105 11:34 AM 10-20-2011
Too funny. I'm stealing that for our television program.
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Skywalker 01:53 PM 10-20-2011
Jerry!!!:-)

:-):-):-)
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Mikess 03:43 PM 10-20-2011
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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DMK 03:50 PM 10-20-2011
I don't care who you are.... that there is funny.:-)
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BC-Axeman 04:00 PM 10-20-2011
Groan..... a redneck pun.
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Steve 04:18 PM 10-20-2011
:-):-)















And Larry, I DID NOT send that to him!
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Ogre 06:14 PM 10-20-2011
Steve, you know me all to well. That is right up your line!!!
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Mr B 06:18 PM 10-20-2011
Git R Dun!!!!
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Steve 09:14 PM 10-20-2011
Originally Posted by Ogre:
Steve, you know me all to well. That is right up your line!!!
:-) :-):-)
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Silound 10:52 PM 10-20-2011
Originally Posted by Mr B:
Git R Dun!!!!
Did he just say "Git 'er done!" UN-ironically!?


I do DE-clare, I must be havin' a DREAD-ful case of the VAY-pors!
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deadrise 11:00 PM 10-20-2011
hahahah funny stuff
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