A pirate walked into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender says "That looks really uncomfortable!"

The Pirate says " Arrrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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:-)
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:-) :-) :-)
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Every time my wife says something is driving her nit, I always ask if she's a Pirate.:-)
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Yep, just as I thought. It was a Steve joke!!!!
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Classic.
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:-)
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:-) :-)
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