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CigarNut 01:21 PM 10-08-2011
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked. "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said,

"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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kelmac07 01:31 PM 10-08-2011
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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DPD6030 02:24 PM 10-08-2011
Makes me want to deliver pizza to this guy. :-)
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Ogre 06:14 PM 10-08-2011
D'OH!!!!!!
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G G 06:40 PM 10-08-2011
Haha. Good one.
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WittyUserName 07:17 PM 10-08-2011
:-)
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irratebass 08:52 AM 10-09-2011
:-) that's a helluva tip :-)
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SteelCityBoy 08:57 AM 10-09-2011
Love it:-)
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Skywalker 12:54 PM 10-10-2011
:-)
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Blak Smyth 12:57 PM 10-10-2011
Thats a good tip for delivering some pizza!
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M1903A1 01:06 PM 10-10-2011
Originally Posted by irratebass:
:-) that's a helluva tip :-)
^^^^^^What he said!! :-)
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