The fishing trip
So around 345 am a man gets up kisses his wife on the cheek,gets his clothes on and starts getting his boat and gear ready for his fishing day that he usually takes every Saturday morning after a little breakfast. After he has all his gear packed, trailer hitched,travel humidor and cooler of food and drinks in the truck he begins down the driveway.
As he is turning off of his home road, it begins to thunderstorm really fierce so he turns around the block. He pulls his boat back into the driveway. Unloads his stuff and goes back upstairs and cuddles back to his wife and says "Wow its really raining and storming fierce out there". His wife replies "yeah can you believe my husband is fishing in this".
The high school reunion
For the high school reunion a husband and wife are eating dinner when the wife couldn't help but notice a tall attractive blond sitting and staring at her husband and downing multiple of drinks quickly. The wife brought her observation up to her husband. The husband replied that it was his high school sweetheart and that after they broke up she began heavy drinking. The wife made a comment that she was really surprised that someone could celebrate for that long.
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