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Steve 07:52 AM 09-20-2011
There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep
mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of
control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it
against the embankment narrowly avoiding careening off the cliff. They all
got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.

The manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have
meetings, and through the process of exchanging ideas, develop a solution."

The engineer said, "No that would take too long, besides that method never
worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake

system, isolate the problem and correct it."

The programmer said, "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push
the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

:-)
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irratebass 07:56 AM 09-20-2011
:-)
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WittyUserName 08:00 AM 09-20-2011
Haha
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Blak Smyth 08:02 AM 09-20-2011
Haha nice.

I thought it was gonna read:
"There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep slippery slope!"
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DMK 03:49 PM 09-20-2011
and the mechanic shook his head in disgust....
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Ogre 03:51 PM 09-20-2011
Hey Steve, did your idea of pushing it back up and try again work??????
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Steve 09:32 PM 09-20-2011
Dude, I'm an engineer, not a software guy :-)
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