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weak_link 06:44 PM 09-14-2011
Wasn't sure where to put this, sorry mods.


It's OK though, eel be OK.

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"A Chinese man thought he would look years younger after bathing with live eels in a spa treatment designed to remove dead skin. Instead, one of the eels meant to eat the man's dead skin cells decided to enter his penis through the urethra.

Yes, it swam up his penis and into his bladder.

According to Metro.co, Zhang Nan, 56, tried to grab the six-inch eel before it could swim all the way up inside him, but the eel was too slippery for him. From the story:

'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

(OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...)

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

The spa treatment is similar to "fish pedicures" where fish eat the dead skin off a customer's feet. The procedure has been outlawed in some parts of the country."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...id=97426&tsp=1
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Moose6026 06:45 PM 09-14-2011
My stomach kinda did a little flip upon reading this.
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BC-Axeman 06:46 PM 09-14-2011
:-)
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weak_link 06:49 PM 09-14-2011
Figures you'd be the one who wants pics, Lance! :-) :-)
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Moose6026 07:00 PM 09-14-2011
I'm good without pics of some dude's man parts.
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BC-Axeman 07:01 PM 09-14-2011
I saw the article yesterday. It had a picture.

Edit:SFW
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Skywalker 07:04 PM 09-14-2011
This is no joke!!!:-)
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kelmac07 07:12 PM 09-14-2011
Ouch!!
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Ogre 07:17 PM 09-14-2011
Originally Posted by BC-Axeman:
:-)
Send the pics to Lance via PM!!!!:-)
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Drez 07:40 PM 09-14-2011
WOW!!!!
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Bill86 08:00 PM 09-14-2011
People are so stupid......

Still makes me cringe.
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BnBTobacco 08:40 PM 09-14-2011
This is really horrible. I couldn't imagine that.
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irratebass 09:00 PM 09-14-2011
:-)
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weak_link 12:12 AM 09-15-2011
Originally Posted by irratebass:
:-)
Admit it, this is the best news story you've seen all month.
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weak_link 12:14 AM 09-15-2011
Originally Posted by Moose6026:
My stomach kinda did a little flip upon reading this.
Time 'eels old wounds.
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Tbagley 06:54 AM 09-15-2011
The creature that lives within you.
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Blak Smyth 07:00 AM 09-15-2011
Going upstream without a paddle?
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Tbagley 01:44 PM 09-15-2011
Serves him right as he should know better then pissing in a pool of eels.
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