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markem 10:29 PM 09-01-2011
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking... of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.
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kelmac07 10:37 PM 09-01-2011
:-) :-) :-)
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Ogre 10:40 PM 09-01-2011
NOW THATS FUNNY!!!:-):-)
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Drez 10:42 PM 09-01-2011
Hahahahahahaha :-)
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WittyUserName 11:15 PM 09-01-2011
VAGINA hahahaha
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CasaDooley 12:33 AM 09-02-2011
:-):-):-)
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Skywalker 01:14 AM 09-02-2011
:-):-):-)
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irratebass 04:14 AM 09-02-2011
:-) Good one!
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G G 06:08 AM 09-02-2011
get er done
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CigarNut 02:29 PM 09-02-2011
Thanks for that one Mark -- brightened up my day! :-)
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maninblack 12:52 PM 09-03-2011
I gotta tell my dad this one.
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