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markem 09:29 PM 09-01-2011
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking... of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.
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kelmac07 09:37 PM 09-01-2011
:-) :-) :-)
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Ogre 09:40 PM 09-01-2011
NOW THATS FUNNY!!!:-):-)
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Drez 09:42 PM 09-01-2011
Hahahahahahaha :-)
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WittyUserName 10:15 PM 09-01-2011
VAGINA hahahaha
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CasaDooley 11:33 PM 09-01-2011
:-):-):-)
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Skywalker 12:14 AM 09-02-2011
:-):-):-)
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irratebass 03:14 AM 09-02-2011
:-) Good one!
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G G 05:08 AM 09-02-2011
get er done
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CigarNut 01:29 PM 09-02-2011
Thanks for that one Mark -- brightened up my day! :-)
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maninblack 11:52 AM 09-03-2011
I gotta tell my dad this one.
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