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irratebass 08:38 AM 08-31-2011
After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....but it will get better....
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Hippiebrian 08:47 AM 08-31-2011
:-):-):-)
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kelmac07 08:59 AM 08-31-2011
:-) :-) :-)
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DPD6030 10:07 AM 08-31-2011
Dude I so thought the title was the Joke :-) This is a good one though :-)
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Ogre 11:35 AM 08-31-2011
:-):-):-)
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Skywalker 11:39 AM 08-31-2011
:-):-):-)
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N2 GOLD 12:12 PM 08-31-2011
:-):-):-) :-)
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TBone 01:19 AM 09-01-2011
:-)
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Drez 04:33 AM 09-01-2011
Hahahaha nice :-)
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HollywoodQue 06:58 AM 09-01-2011
I may have to try that one.....:-)
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hscmit 01:27 PM 09-01-2011
haha
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CigarSquid 02:21 PM 09-01-2011
Imma tell my wife soon as I get home... If this is my lost post.. You all know why.
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STEVE S 03:19 PM 09-01-2011
THAT IS A GOOD ONE. :-):-):-)
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Tbagley 04:08 PM 09-01-2011
Lucky he only got a swollen eye, got off easy!
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taltos 06:10 PM 09-05-2011
I have to save this for our 30th in a little over a month.:-)
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