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irratebass 07:38 AM 08-31-2011
After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....but it will get better....
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Hippiebrian 07:47 AM 08-31-2011
:-):-):-)
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kelmac07 07:59 AM 08-31-2011
:-) :-) :-)
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DPD6030 09:07 AM 08-31-2011
Dude I so thought the title was the Joke :-) This is a good one though :-)
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Ogre 10:35 AM 08-31-2011
:-):-):-)
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Skywalker 10:39 AM 08-31-2011
:-):-):-)
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N2 GOLD 11:12 AM 08-31-2011
:-):-):-) :-)
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TBone 12:19 AM 09-01-2011
:-)
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Drez 03:33 AM 09-01-2011
Hahahaha nice :-)
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HollywoodQue 05:58 AM 09-01-2011
I may have to try that one.....:-)
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hscmit 12:27 PM 09-01-2011
haha
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CigarSquid 01:21 PM 09-01-2011
Imma tell my wife soon as I get home... If this is my lost post.. You all know why.
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STEVE S 02:19 PM 09-01-2011
THAT IS A GOOD ONE. :-):-):-)
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Tbagley 03:08 PM 09-01-2011
Lucky he only got a swollen eye, got off easy!
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taltos 05:10 PM 09-05-2011
I have to save this for our 30th in a little over a month.:-)
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