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irratebass 07:04 AM 08-30-2011
True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"
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WittyUserName 07:07 AM 08-30-2011
HAHA, that is good.
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CigarSquid 07:31 AM 08-30-2011
I like that one.
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Skywalker 09:24 AM 08-30-2011
Repeated joke... But still funny!!!:-):-):-)
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Moose6026 06:47 PM 09-08-2011
That's awsome
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Barcode 06:53 PM 09-08-2011
I Love that one :-)
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Fordman4ever 06:55 PM 09-08-2011
Always makes me laugh
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HollywoodQue 07:09 PM 09-08-2011
:-):-)
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Newbie_nick 07:14 PM 09-08-2011
I told granny not to speed! :-):-):-)
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longknocker 07:42 PM 09-08-2011
:-)
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Tbagley 09:06 AM 09-12-2011
God bless her heart!
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Tbagley 09:08 AM 09-12-2011
If more people were like her, there would be a whole lot less problems in the world today.
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kugie 10:17 AM 09-12-2011
Love it.
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Drez 10:27 AM 09-12-2011
:-):-)
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Steve 10:57 AM 09-12-2011
A classic
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Hot Stuff x 07:33 AM 09-13-2011
Reminds me of my Grandma...she was just like that, except she wouldn't have bothered with the permit.
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Aporschaguy 07:45 PM 09-13-2011
Nice....!
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