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Jokes>A Visit To The Mental Asylum
irratebass 09:52 PM 08-25-2011
I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "how can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?"
He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub."
I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?"..
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Moose6026 09:58 PM 08-25-2011
Funny stuff man:-)
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jsnake 10:10 PM 08-25-2011
Haha you got me. Good think I am already here.
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kelmac07 10:13 PM 08-25-2011
Was thinking of the plug too. :-)
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Ogre 10:16 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
Was thinking of the plug too. :-)
Yea, with the window bed, you had plenty of time to think about it!!!!
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pektel 10:18 PM 08-25-2011
Teaspoon/bucket... Doesn't make a difference to me. I can't do isht with this straight jacket on...
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Skywalker 11:59 AM 08-28-2011
:-):-):-)
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Angry_Pirate 09:21 PM 08-28-2011
Haha!!
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hotreds 09:27 PM 08-28-2011
That's why we're here!
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WittyUserName 07:03 AM 08-29-2011
I was thinking the bucket as well, haha. I will pass this on.
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