Three reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
3) Ends up as Fertilizer
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This is the FACT of the day not the joke of the day... :-)
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At the funeral, they first ask the wife to say a few words. She says some lovely things about her husband and sits down. Then the preacher asks if his daughter would like to say a few words and the same woman says "I think I've said it all already, thanks."
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I showed this to Uncle Daddy and he said it wasn't funny not one bit. He's still trying to explain it to me and Sister Mamma.
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Hey Jerry, are you from Virginia by chance?!?!?!?
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N.C.

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