Wacky 911 Calls
A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to
share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.

A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."

A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When
asked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one man,
and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's laying on
the ground and screaming 'You ain't nothing but a hound dog.'"

Another person called to report he had the hiccups.

A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had "stuff" coming from
his navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found was
belly-button lint.

A male complainant called and requested police call gas stations on
all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.

A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse
in her house.

Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and
is in a tree outside.

A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by
her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than
hers, in her driveway.

A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.

A guy called to ask if they delivered dope. When the person
answering told him it was the Sheriff's Department, he hung up.

Another winner called to ask when the Cinco de Mayo celebration was.
(Cinco de Mayo means the 5th of May)

A female complainant called to request a police officer come to her
residence to change the battery in her smoke detector. She couldn't
reach it.

A drunk called 911 to order a pizza.

A woman called to report that someone had trespassed on her property.
When asked how she knew this, she reported that the person had trimmed
her rose bushes, and she knew it was her next-door neighbor.

A person called to find out the number to the police station.
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Some good ones there...


Now some I've been called to...

Guy called 911 to file a larceny report because...sometime stole his poop. He apparently collects it in the toilet for days.

Another called 911 to file a report that his $20 was stolen and he didn't get anything in return. I told him call it a loss since you were trying to buy crack. Walk away or go to jail...he chose the first option.

Quite a few call 911 to file complaints and yet the caller has warrants. They sure get pissed when they get hauled away. Here's your sign dumbasses...don't call the police when you know you have warrants!
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