An old joke from the Navy days.

Why do submariners use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

:-) if there are any bubbleheads here...
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:-):-):-)
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:-) :-)
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BAHAHAHAHA, I am using this today!! thanks.
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We don't use powdered soap. We also don't take long, hot, leisurely group showers like skimmer-pukes do. :-)

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Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???



50 couples!!!






Sorry guys, had to do it!!!
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exert from a EOD cadence from training, we were later punished and banner from it...

"...there are no EOD in the navy, yes there are
there are no EOD in the navy, cuz their all on ****ing boats and they're probly ****in goats
there are no EOD in the navy....

there are no EOD in the marine corp, yes there are
there are no EOD in the marine corp, cuz they're on the navy's boats and they are ****in goats..."

it goes on to make fun of everyone else but we are talking navy here.
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So... do you guys know any funny jokes?
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:-):-)
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Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance.
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Which we are more than happy to provide...

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Bad stuff here... but I laughed!!!:-)
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Q: How Many Navy Guys Does It Take To Screw-in A Lightbulb

A: 2 But I Dont Know How They Got In Their
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Skimmer: "Have you ever been down on a submarine?"
Bubblehead: "Yes, of course!"
Skimmer: "How did you get that big thing in your mouth?"
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:-):-):-)

On the surface, we all have our own racks. We don't share. Why do they call it "hot racking"?
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Don't know, you tell me:-)

Hey skimmer quick, 1+1?:-)

Hey skimmer, don't worry about that fire just roll over someone else will get it:-)

Hey skimmer, nice warfare pin where did that idea come from:-)

Hey skimmer, I'm sorry the ships store is out of soda, no mail came today, and the internet is down? Life is hard, you can make a country song about it:-)
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:-)
Yup, life was tough on the surface!
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I thought you was going to say 'sperm bank'.
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That too.
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