Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
Logic - "Because I said so, that's why"
Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"
Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand"
Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"
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Thats AWESOM... The good old days when Disciplining children was not ABUSE... :-) :-)
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:-)
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Very nice heh.
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Memories....I could've gone all day without these as a reminder
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That's very very true... My wife and I were talking yesterday about how her grandma could have had 13 kids. My response was beatings and punishment.
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:-)
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Wait...are we brothers? My Mom said the same things!
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Ah see we are all brothers!
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Brothers from different Mothers!!!
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:-) :-)
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All those are familiar plus these

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

My Momma's mustache looked a lot like Jim Croce's now that I think about it. :-)
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My Mom taught me that women have stealth mode and are good detectives!

When you think you're safe to say or do something stupid, they will catch you!

My wife taught me that women can hear through walls! But that's another story!:-)
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Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping
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And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

:-):-):-)
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:-):-)
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That's funny right there:-)
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