Jokes>20 things you don't say to a cop
Patrick B 10:31 AM 07-14-2011
Can I hold your gun for a minute?
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Parshooter 10:58 AM 07-14-2011
Something you
DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.
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icehog3 11:23 AM 07-14-2011
Originally Posted by Parshooter:
Something you DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.
Winner winner chicken dinner!
:-)
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Blak Smyth 11:26 AM 07-14-2011
After I received a speeding ticket from an officer yesterday morning, I waited until he left my window and crumpled the ticket up. Threw it on the passenger seat, then quickly flatened it out again, making a mental note of when to pay it by. Felt like a real rebel for the 5.6 seconds it was crumpled!
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Originally Posted by emopunker2004:
9. I pay your salary
You have no clue how many times I've heard that when I working in booking.
Originally Posted by ggainey:
Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.
+1
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mmblz 12:10 PM 07-14-2011
Bluetick 12:55 PM 07-14-2011
Uhh. I guess you stopped me to ask for a date.. Don't ask and I won't tell..
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icehog3 01:28 PM 07-14-2011
replicant_argent 01:54 PM 07-14-2011
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Police Officer: “Whatcha got in the trunk?”
Driver: “Oh…you don’t want to look in there”
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Stoli... it'll burn ya.
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Parshooter 02:16 PM 07-14-2011
Skywalker 06:58 PM 07-17-2011
Hippiebrian 01:46 AM 08-14-2011
"After you write the ticket are you going to go WeeWeeWeeWeeWee all the way home?"
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DPD6030 02:50 AM 08-14-2011
Don't tase me bro
Bro, can I get a break,? No, you are not my brother and if you were I'd dis-own you
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Can I get a break? Sure it's next to the gas pedal.
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Don Fernando 05:51 AM 08-14-2011
Originally Posted by Don Fernando:
- Hey Frank, want an acid?
you would for sure get multiple citations if you said that to me!!!!! ill even tow your car and take you for the ride....................
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