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cmitch 03:51 PM 05-17-2011
A man went to the urologist to have his dripping urine problem checked out. The urologist was a 75 year old man, still practicing every day. As the old doctor examined the man's penis carefully, the patient observed that the old doc's hand shook rather violently. About the time the doc was fixing to take a close look, the phone rang that was hanging on the wall of the exam room, the man's penis in his shaking hand as he talked. When he hung up, he looked at the patient and asked, "Now, where were we?"

"Nothing. Just kiss me, doc!"
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Ogre 03:54 PM 05-17-2011
So, did he kiss you Clayton???
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J0eybb 03:56 PM 05-17-2011
Do I need a referal?
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cmitch 07:57 PM 05-17-2011
Originally Posted by Ogre3239:
So, did he kiss you Clayton???
If you want his phone number . . .

The VCM might can fix you up.
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kelmac07 05:27 AM 05-18-2011
Originally Posted by cmitch:
If you want his phone number . . .

The VCM might can fix you up.
I am CERTAIN that Clayton can take of this all by himself. He is from Northern Alabama. :-) :-)
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cmitch 08:02 AM 05-18-2011
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
I am CERTAIN that Clayton can take of this all by himself. He is from Northern Alabama. :-) :-)
Why hello Mac. Right on time. I was wondering which one of you guys had Dr. Parkinson's number. Go ahead and bomb it to Larry.:-)
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