Hi everyone, i really need your advice for a serious problem. I suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating. There was the usual signs, the phone rings and if i answer the phone gets hung up and going out with "the girls" alot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about 11:30pm -midnight, I hid behind my car on the driveway when she came home and she got out of someones car, fixing her shirt and she took her underwear out of her purse and put them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind my car i noticed...... a hairline crack on one of my wheels. Is this something I can repair or do I need to replace it?
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If it's a steel wheel, you can weld it. If it is alloy, just get rid of that old thing, and get a new one!!!
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This should be in the jokes section.

Even if it isn't a good joke.
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That's a real drag. But, it's just possible it may be nothing more than a scratch. Try polishing it out. I'm pulling for ya, buddy. :-)
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Oops, you're right. Wrong section, sorry.

It was posted recently on a detailing forum I frequent. I thought it was pretty funny :-)
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That's fine. Different strokes for different folks, right?

Just thought it needed to be moved.
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Hilarious!
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Everyone had me going until emjay ruined it with his ,this should be in a jokes section, all I could think was what did noone read about the wife, then I thought well when the woman on the couch at my house was cheating, I concerned myself with more realer issues like what kind of coffee to buy ,needing to clean out storage area or wondering if it was time to reseed the lawn.
I am going to have to say this was hilarious to read, would of been great to see how far it went till someone even mentioned joke. Oh and if it was real and emjay threw it in the jokes section that woulda been hilarious thats like a guy feeling all depressed and someone takes him to go look at the sunset on the roof.
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Well played Peter. I'm a fan of new things, I'd toss the wheel at the girl and replace BOTH!
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+1
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...huh?
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Peter,

That was funnier than the sample lady at GFS Marketplace!


MCS
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I heard that one before on a male version of the advice column in a newspaper.

Still you had me going until I read the last line.:-)
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:-) :-)
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Dang told her to put here panties on before she left, then she smacked the curb so hard backing out, thats prob how the crack got there... sorry bro...
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