A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir?'
'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies.

The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'
'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's privates hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?'

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out. .........

'Oh Crap! My girlfriend's gone too!'
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:-) :-) Nice! :-)
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LOL....
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:-):-)
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:-):-):-)
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My father, who was quite a joker, told this me this joke 45 years ago--and it's still funny today!!! You told it well, and thanks for reminding me of Dad. :-)
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:-)I hate it when that happens.:-)
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Gives a new meaning to the song I'm Stuck on You.:-)
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:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):
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That doesn't sound like a joke, but a story from annals of Icehog!


:-)

ATL
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No, Tom's the one who lost his girlfriend because he forgot where he laid her.:-)
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LOL ! awesome
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