You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.
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I'm glad I live in a city where I don't worry about what the cops are doing. When cruisers park in front of my house, which they've done several times over the last few years, I'm glad. It means no one is going to f*ck with my place and if something happens in my neighborhood, they're right there to stop it.
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Don't get me wrong, I <3 cops cruising in my neighborhood. Hell, I have even volunteered, and let them use my yard to park their radar trailer.
This guy wasn't a cop. Unshaven, a little sloppy looking, moustache... I am fairly certain my city has a 'no facial hair' policy for cops, as I don't ever recall seeing any with a stache.
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I am WELL aware, Pete. :-) :-)
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<shudders>
Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.
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I like it best when Luscious loofahs my stretch marks.
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Naked pilates, followed by a vigorous shower (loofah included) = how Tom and I roll :-)
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Is it getting hawt in here or is it just me :-)
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Always just you brother :-)

:-)
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So that's why your avatar is smiling :-)
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Have you seen our UCs :-) They are exempt from that no hair policy. Of course I could have a stache just not a goatee. I'd rather have a goat. It produces milk which can make cheese.
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Perhaps your next job will be Chief of Campus Cops at some school that caters to dumb rich girls.:-)
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Is he tall enough to reach your butt?:-):-)
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Or maybe I could cut out the middle man, and just cater to dumb rich girls myself. :-)
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You already do ... it's just that they don't know it :-)
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Cuz their so durn stoopid!!! :-)
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o ... M ... G !!!
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