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Steve 07:53 AM 02-02-2011
I was sitting at the table this morning, reading the paper with breakfast when I came across an article about a beautiful actress who is about to marry a football player. This player is known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.

I turned to my wife and said "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."

My wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
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hscmit 08:26 AM 02-02-2011
I think most of us are in the same boat
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3SmokesaRound 08:27 AM 02-02-2011
Originally Posted by steve:
I was sitting at the table this morning, reading the paper with breakfast when I came across an article about a beautiful actress who is about to marry a football player. This player is known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.

I turned to my wife and said "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."

My wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
That's pretty funny! :-)
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bajaraider 08:56 AM 02-02-2011
I am sure we have all said something similar.
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CigarNut 09:11 AM 02-02-2011
Keep in mind: your wife's response could have been A LOT worse!
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ChicagoWhiteSox 09:12 AM 02-02-2011
:-):-)
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G G 09:22 AM 02-02-2011
:-)
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taltos 12:22 PM 02-02-2011
I definately married up.:-)
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kelmac07 12:50 PM 02-02-2011
Originally Posted by taltos:
I definately married up.:-)
Me too!! :-)
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chand 01:19 PM 02-02-2011
Originally Posted by taltos:
I definately married up.:-)
I made the mistake of not doing that the first time. :-)
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Skywalker 10:28 PM 02-02-2011
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guitar4001 10:08 AM 02-05-2011
ha. an accurate statement.
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