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Jokes>The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
kelmac07 07:44 AM 02-01-2011
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."
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Coach Deg 08:06 AM 02-01-2011
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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G G 08:19 AM 02-01-2011
Then he pushed her/it. :-)
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chand 08:41 AM 02-01-2011
...ad then two people jumped off the bridge.

:-):-):-)
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Ogre 08:41 AM 02-01-2011
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."
Thats not a joke!!! It happened to Mac yesterday!!!:-):-)
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Skywalker 09:01 AM 02-01-2011
:-):-):-)
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kelmac07 10:21 AM 02-01-2011
Originally Posted by Ogre3239:
Thats not a joke!!! It happened to ME yesterday!!!:-):-)

Fixed it for ya brother!! :-)
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Ogre 10:23 AM 02-01-2011
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
Fixed it for ya brother!! :-)
I should have let you JUMP!!!:-):-)
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kelmac07 10:26 AM 02-01-2011
Originally Posted by Ogre3239:
I should have let you JUMP!!!:-):-)
:-) :-) :-)
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shvictor 10:27 AM 02-01-2011
Im glad Devan didn't jump
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