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Ogre 03:08 PM 12-29-2010
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
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cricky101 03:17 PM 12-29-2010
uoqe890 v89r4fv asawgaw v asv0894=-fvkl4

Sorry. Giant thumbs got in the way of my typing again :-)
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G G 03:27 PM 12-29-2010
:-)
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shvictor 04:05 PM 12-29-2010
Damn these little hands
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kelmac07 08:43 PM 12-29-2010
:-) :-) :-)
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G G 08:52 PM 12-29-2010
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
:-) :-) :-)
:-)
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CBI_2 09:46 PM 01-05-2011
:-):-) and :-):-):-) from my wife.
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timj219 09:50 PM 01-05-2011
Are there any exercises that will increase thumb size?
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zappaFREAK 09:16 AM 01-06-2011
Hitchhiking.
But it may lead to other trouble.
Be careful out there.
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357 09:26 AM 01-06-2011
Too bad for Andrew...


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massphatness 09:39 AM 01-06-2011
I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?
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Steve 09:55 AM 01-06-2011
:-):-):-)
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CasaDooley 10:42 AM 01-06-2011
Originally Posted by massphatness:
I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?
An adams apple?:-)
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timj219 05:39 PM 01-06-2011
Originally Posted by massphatness:
I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?
Was her name sissy hankshaw?
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BTcigars 05:40 PM 01-06-2011
funny as heck! :-)

Also, dont tell me that I was the only one looking for a ruler.....excuse me, a yard stick!
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