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markem 08:43 PM 12-28-2010
Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.
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kelmac07 08:43 PM 12-28-2010
Ouch!! :-) :-)
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Eleven 10:48 PM 12-28-2010
Jemima? Sounds like she is lucky to have a boyfriend, let alone a ring!

:-)
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jmsremax 07:35 AM 12-29-2010
Originally Posted by Eleven:
Jemima? Sounds like she is lucky to have a boyfriend, let alone a ring!

:-)

:-)
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