A man is stopped by police around 1 am and is asked where he is going.

"I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The office then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife."
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:-) :-) :-)
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:-) :-) :-) :-)
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That's about right!!!:-):-):-)
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good un.
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:-):-)
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