A 90 year old grandmother was going to visit her family for the holidays. Once she arrived at the airport she entered the security screening area where she was asked to empty her pockets, take off her shoes and her jewelry, place her baggage and her coat in the x-ray machine, and was then pulled aside for a thorough pat down.

While the agent was preparing for the pat down the Grandmother asked the agent if this was all necessary. "I'm and 90 year old grandmother what could I possibly do what is so dangerous?"

The agent looks at her and says "Ma'am, you might knit an Afgahn."
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One mother of a terrorist in training to another:
"Kids these days, they blow up so fast."
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sorry but thats funny..........to add to the above TB Mom "where's are son?" TB Dad "he is over there & over there & up there" (pointing his finger while responding)
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Did you hear about the color of the terrorist's eyes? Blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
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