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SNKBYT 05:23 AM 10-14-2010
A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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icehog3 09:11 AM 10-14-2010
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=37378 :-)
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Blueface 09:12 AM 10-14-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=37378 :-)
Tom,
I have a better one.

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

:-) Alex, couldn't resist.:-)
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icehog3 09:33 AM 10-14-2010
Did you ever hear this one, Carlos?


A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

:-) too, Alex.
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SNKBYT 10:11 AM 10-14-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Did you ever hear this one, Carlos?


A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:



1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

:-) too, Alex.
must mean its a good joke then and needs to be posted often :-)
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massphatness 10:35 AM 10-14-2010
Or you're all fuggin' blond
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Whee 10:39 AM 10-14-2010
I don't get it....







:-)
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shilala 10:40 AM 10-14-2010
I laughed four times in this post alone. I'm gonna check that link!!! :-)
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pektel 10:40 AM 10-14-2010
I don't get why women brag about being able to multitask... what's so great about being able to do three things wrong at once?
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Blueface 10:44 AM 10-14-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Did you ever hear this one, Carlos?


A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

:-) too, Alex.
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I could swear that one is quite similar to this one.

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."



Crap!
I forgot Alex has guns.:-)
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Dave128 10:53 AM 10-14-2010
I wonder if the guy ever made it out of the bar alive?
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Whee 10:55 AM 10-14-2010
Is that the same blind guy who walks past the fish mongers and says, "Good morning, ladies."?
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stewshi 10:56 AM 10-14-2010
Hmmm where have I heard this one before ? :-)
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Dave128 11:03 AM 10-14-2010
Originally Posted by illinoishoosier:
Is that the same blind guy who walks past the fish mongers and says, "Good morning, ladies."?
:-):-):-):-)
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SNKBYT 12:16 PM 10-14-2010
Originally Posted by Blueface:
Crap! I forgot Alex has guns.:-)
just a few :-)
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